I THINK MOM GETS LOST

I always have to watch my mom.  I swear she gets lost so easy.  I have to make sure she follows me to the front door when I have to go outside.  Every several steps I stop and check "is she still behind me".  Who knows where she could end up!  When she is getting my supper I make sure I keep an eye on her.  She has that bowl and she could set it down somewhere and forget where she put it (rumor has it she doesn't have a great memory). I could starve!!  I'm most worried when she first gets home from the day where she leaves me all day long because she probably forgest where she livess and she lets me outside to potty.  Every time and I mean every time she first lets me out I stop and I look back at her as if to say, "MOM, you were lost all damn day. I couldn't find you and it took you along time to find your way back home.  I don't know if it's okay to leave you in the house now all alone because you must be devastaed and shouldn't be left alone."  She gives me this sweetest smile and I say it's okay Kitty you need to potty and she is right but I always think to myself as I give her my sweet doe eyed look that speaks volumes of love to her, "you are so right mom I really have to pee but stay right there!"