Fuffy

I got a haircut last night.  They seem to happen way too often.  It's nothing fancy. It would cost mom a fortune to take me to a groomer twice a week so she does it. We sit in the shower and she cuts my hair.  We tried a razor but it wasn't great. I hate my legs being touched and it freaks me out.  My feet are ticklish.  After my haircut I get a bath and a blowdry.  I look clean and white again.  Mom puts her nose close to me for a few days and cuddles me more than when I'm dirty.  I like this part.  But then again I also like playing rodeo dog in the dirt, eating horse poopie, licking my boy parts, farting, licking Bellas girl parts and killing mice and bunnies.  I think mom gets the short end of the stick here.  I have way more fun.  Then I have to have a haircut and a shower. So worth it.