Telling Time

Can you believe this crap? I can count you know. I might need moms fingers and toes but I can count enough to know that it has been like a month since I have been able to post anything on my blog.

Mom leaves me. Vacations to fun destinations that I don't get to go on. My payback to her, after I tell her how much I love her and make sure she knows that she is my main mom, is to fart all night long while I snuggle close to her and spoon her.

I miss my blogging and insist that she helps me keep up. Just when she gets home though I hear rumors that she is leaving next weekend again! What am I to do without her?

I can't tell you much about the last few weeks because I am too mad about being alone and having hair in my eyes. My nails are so long it is ridiculous, I need a pedicure bad. Mom had better shape up or I'm putting a call in. Oh I know people.